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Joke of the Day

"My daughter swam with dolphins for $2,000. I think she should've been able to have sex with them for that price."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"

"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."

"Is it ok to sleep with a second cousin? It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind."

"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis."

"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."

"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"Someone told me to go to Hell I told them I'd say hi to their mother for them"