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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."

"If Trump becomes president... It would be the first instance of a white billionaire kicking a black family out of public housing."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1..... Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk"

"If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed."

"Do you know why only half of the women on earth will experience a real orgasm during their lifetime? There's only 30 millions of Frenchmen on earth."

"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."

"I created the friend zone defense in basketball. You basically just compliment the other guys but never make a move."

"Damn girl, are you a math book? Girl:No, why? Because you've got so many problems."

"Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya."

"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""