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Joke of the Day

"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."

"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."

"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."

"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"

"I win all of my breakups by not getting fat."

"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"Remember that time you thought you were more important than everyone else? Turn back, this was a click wasted"

"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."