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Joke of the Day

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"

"Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith? Nobody wanted to draw his iron."

"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."

"I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... ...it's cheesy."

"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."

"Do you have any raisins? What about a date?"

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"