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Joke of the Day
"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"
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"You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral. Sorry but thems the truth."
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? Hello from the other side..."
"[commercial] ""This commercial is so confusing. I wish they would just tell us what they're selling"" narrator: Narrators"
"A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves."
"How do you make a shortcut? With small scissors."
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."
"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."
"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"
"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"