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Joke of the Day
"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"
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"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"
"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."
"[gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! ""Thanks"" Anytime, pumpkin! ""You're sweet"" You're one in vermillion!"
"I think I'm gonna become a solipsist, who's with me? Wait... no one's with me."
"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."
"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."