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Joke of the Day

"A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, ""How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"""

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"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."
"How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"
"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"
"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."
"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."
"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"
"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."