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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"
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"George Bush was trying out BDSM with his wife. George: Punish me baby, I've been a bad boy. Laura: Hmmm...what did you do honey? George: 9/11"
"Nine times out of ten, when I say ""on my way"" or ""be there in 5 or 10,"" I haven't even left my house yet."
"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."
"16 Y.O. employee: ""There's a dirty diaper outside. What do I do with it?"" Me: ""Is there a live baby in it?"" Him: ""No."" Me: ""Throw it away."""
"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder."
"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."
"What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus."
"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."