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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."
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"Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent."
"What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys? Leave my presents"
"I never know what to do with my hands when I'm at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me."
"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."