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Joke of the Day

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."

"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."

"What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever? A dumb blonde bitch."

"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."

"I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter. ."

"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."

"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"