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Joke of the Day
"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."
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"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."
"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"
"Goal weight: ""are you ok, you look sick"""
"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"
"I don't use my hands when I change my tampon. I just sing a jaunty tune and the Disney birds come in and begrudgingly do it for me."
"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."
"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"
"What's long and hard on a black guy? First grade."
"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"