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Joke of the Day
"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."
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"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."
"How do epileptics greet people? They shake."
"I went to the zoo.. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog. It was a shitzu."
"Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle."
"I Told my Friend She Drew Her Eyebrows on too High She seemed surprised."
"An Asian man's wife died He couldn't bereave it."
"So I invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great... It was meaty-okra."
"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"
"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"