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Joke of the Day
"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"
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"Timing. Why don't Norwegians tell good jokes?"
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"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."
"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."
"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"
"What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend? Old Bay"