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Joke of the Day

"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."

"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it."

"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."

"Christmas with the family While I greatly enjoy the presence of their company, I prefer the company of their presents."

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please."""

"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."

"Has a conversation in my head - Cackles with mirth"

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"

"What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism"