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Joke of the Day
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo-vies."
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"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"
"I think it was stupid of David Bowie keeping his cancer a secret. The amount of likes he would have got on Facebook would have saved him ten times over."
"I've got a banana in my drawer that I took from the office fruit basket. In 3 weeks my co-workers will pay me to throw it away. Easy money."
"I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back."
"I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle."
"I'm giving away parachutes for free. No strings attached."
"South Africa"
"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."