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"Has a conversation in my head - Cackles with mirth"
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"When i die i want to go peacefully like my friend in his sleep. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car."
"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""
"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."
"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is read aloud."
"Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100."
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
"Treat life's problems like your dog would... If you can't eat it or fuck it, just piss on it and walk away."