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Joke of the Day
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"
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"What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? A Grand Opening"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !"
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? He hasn't either."
"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."
"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"
"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."
"Q: What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action? A: An inj-oink-tion."
"What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? I apollo-gize."
"My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love."