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Joke of the Day
"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"
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"Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though."
"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"
"Why wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."
"Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!"
"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."
"Me: Let's have a fight with that guy you like Brain: That's not a good idea, he might actually like y... Me: GOOD IDEA! WE ATTACK AT DAWN!"
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."
"Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson"