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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face!"

"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"

"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"

"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"Your momma is so fat.... ...that scientists measured gravitational waves when she moved."

"Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?"

"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."

"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."