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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in."

"The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen."

"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"

"""7 minutes in heaven"" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito."

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."

"What kind of cake did Noah enjoy? Mabul cake."

"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"

"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."

"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."