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Joke of the Day

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"

"What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"

"Women would save a lot of money on beauty products if they ever realized they have a vagina."

"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."

"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"

"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"