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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cake did Noah enjoy? Mabul cake."
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"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."
"All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, You're a 9 ... and I'm the 1 you need!"
"Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air."
"This is very serious ... please read and be aware: IF YOU GET AN E-MAIL TITLED, ""NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"" DON'T OPEN IT.... IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON !!"
"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"