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Joke of the Day
"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."
Next Joke
"I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago."
"What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad."
"Good night everyone. There's a pillow with my name on it. It's a long story. But basically, I had a brief obsession with needlework."
"Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38"
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"
"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants"
"*first astronaut lands on Mars* NASA: How does it feel son? Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem."