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Joke of the Day

"Some people mock me because I'm a virgin but I don't give a fuck (This is probably a repost because it's so unoriginal)"

"My wife and I do it doggy-style... ...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin"

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations"

"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"

"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"

"Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"

"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."

"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."