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Joke of the Day

"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."

"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"

"Why is it a bad idea to snort cocaine out of someone's butthole? It's been tainted"

"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"

"What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out."

"If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs"

"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"

"Chics are like Voltron. The more you hook up with, the better it gets."

"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"