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Joke of the Day

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."

"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"

"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."

"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down... They wouldn't turn me down anymore."

"I like Gila monsters because they're willing to admit they're monsters, unlike giraffes"

"The amount of duplicates on this subreddit"

"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."

"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."

"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."