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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new joke: I invented a new word: Plagiarism Edit: Plagerism"
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"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"
"What did the shoes say to the pants? What up, britches?"
"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."
"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"
"The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material."
"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""
"Why do penguins never go to England? Because they're afraid of Wales!"