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Joke of the Day
"Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!"
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"Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: ""Use the fork, Luke."""
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
"Life seems to be like a pushy boyfriend Because even when I'm not in the mood I still seem to get fucked by it"
"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"
"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"
"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."
"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"
"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."