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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing to go through a sea gull's mind when it gets hit by a jumbo jet? It's ass."

"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"You can lead a human to knowledge.... but you can't make them think."

"gf: Daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: Sorry Baby me: that's better"

"So, a seal walks into a club..."

"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."

"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."

"Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !"

"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."

"My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face"