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Joke of the Day

"I'm opening a restaurant called ""It doesn't matter, whatever you want"" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"

"What do you call a kind rock Gneiss"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on."

"So Donald Trump is running for President..."

"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"

"Stephen Hawking's favourite videogame? Flappy birds"