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Joke of the Day

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"

"I asked a meteorologist whether or not it would rain. He said, ""I don't know its up in the air""."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it's fucking in tents."

"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""

"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."

"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."

"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."