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Joke of the Day

"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"

"How many libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb has to pull itself up by the bootstraps and screw itself in"

"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"

"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."

"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"i bet white supremacists just get off on the charcoal briquettes turning white."

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."

"A redneck walks in to a restaurant with his wife, sister and cousin He walks up to the host and says table for two please"

"Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport? he was on a watch list..."