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Joke of the Day
"ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly"
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"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"
"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building 'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '"
"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"What do you call Japanese people that fly planes? Pirates."
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
"Who do mice worship? Cheesus. :)"
"I got arrested today for not opening the door for my neighbour.... Apparently it's illegal to keep him locked inside my house"