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Joke of the Day

"ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly"

"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."

"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""

"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."

"Let my 4 year old score his first goal on me in hockey & he said, ""NA NA, you couldn't stop me!"" so he also received his first cross-check."

"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."

"I always wanted to know what it felt like to blow $85k So today I stood in front of Annex Hall and asked the first art major I saw."

"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"

"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."