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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Japanese people that fly planes? Pirates."
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"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"
"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"
"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"
"What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two? Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!"
"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."
"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"
"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist."
"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"
"What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon"