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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"

"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."

"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""

"Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam? A Racist!"

"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"

"I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week. Yeah. He had a loco motive."

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"