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Joke of the Day

"A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building 'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '"

"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."

"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"

"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."

"I got jumped the other night, the muggers made off with my wallet, cuff links, and mood ring... I'm still not sure how I feel about that."

"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."

"I sent my wife a card that said, ""I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."""

"So an ogre walks into a club..."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The trouble's getting them in there."