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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"

"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"

"did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class."

"turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left"

"A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!"

"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry until you've thought up a good excuse."

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"

"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"

"Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?"