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Joke of the Day
"What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands? ""I literally can't even."""
Next Joke
"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."
"Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house."
"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."
"""Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."""
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"-1 23 It was delicious."
"You know what's odd? Every other number."