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Joke of the Day
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with downsyndrome."
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"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""
"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"
"I'm on a dinghy!"
"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"
"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""
"They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, ""What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"""Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."""