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Joke of the Day

"I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk"

"What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !"

"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"

"I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance."

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"A Rolex is just an expensive way to let everyone know you don't know how to check the time on your phone."

"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."

"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"

"A racist joke What's the difference between a sperm and a racist? A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being."

"I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday. Probably awaiting sentencing."