199816
Joke of the Day
"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."
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"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"
"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."
"Some people walk the walk and some people talk the talk. I drink the drink."
"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."
"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao"
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"
"[strip to the waist for my fight club debut] Opponent: ""dude they meant the top half"" *walks away* [I claim victory and retire undefeated]"
"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"