199816
Joke of the Day
"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."
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"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"
"If you don't like oral sex You should keep your mouth shut"
"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""
"lawyer: ""my client claims the altercation began because - and i quote - ""he came at me sideways"" crab: ""in my defence.."""
"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."
"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"
"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"
"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""
"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"