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Joke of the Day
"Ugh, I am swamped at work today. *stares at puppies on the Internet for 3 hours"
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"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"
"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"
"Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: ""Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."""
"Anal sex is like getting your first car You dont really want it but your step dad gives it To you anyways"
"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"
"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."
"What's the Ethiopian national dish? Empty."
"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."
"What do you call someone who hates cold weather? A southerner"