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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."
Next Joke
"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"
"What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD? A herpepotamus."
"What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow."
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
"Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit."
"Can I get pregnant from looking at a man in another car, at a red light but then quickly looking away when he looks over?"
"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop. There, you happy?"
"What's Green and has 5 Wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels! Shnockers"