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Joke of the Day
"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"
Next Joke
"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass"
"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."
"Why aren't there more women in STEM? Because they're stupid and illiterate."
"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."
"What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ? Listening *house*."
"My cat won't stop meowing at me I told him I don't speak cat-onese."
"Why does a Jew moan when he has an orgasm? Because it has to come from his own sack (Joke might work better in Dutch, where 'zak' means both sack and pocket)"
"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."