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Joke of the Day
"Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit."
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"A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it's mostly people peeing on the floor."
"What do you call a Russian sex offender who is trying to quit smoking? A vape-ist"
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"
"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."
"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."
"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."
"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."
"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."