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Joke of the Day
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
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"WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton"
"WIFE: Can you send these party invites out? ME: Sure *throws them out window* WIFE: Did you- ME: If they're meant to come, they'll come."
"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"
"""This is your Captain speaking. My co-pilot just bet me we can't do a barrel roll. So fasten your belts cuz I got five bucks riding on this"""
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."
"Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model... she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb? One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him."
"What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that."
"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"