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Joke of the Day
"What's Green and has 5 Wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels! Shnockers"
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"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"
"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"
"Name Some Anti-Jokes They always are the funniest"
"""Fucking hell, I've only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown. ""Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on."""
"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."
"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"
"Why I need feminism A guy once told me that he disagreed with me. This is why I need feminism. He shoudn't be allowed to say that."
"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"