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Joke of the Day
"This girl told me she could sing like a harp But she turned out to be a lyre."
Next Joke
"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in."
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
"New egg is so Corny (Have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg"
"Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk."
"I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding people I know at Starbucks."
"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."
"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."
"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."