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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired? They fired him because he didn't believe in labels."

"Last night I woke up in the middle of dreaming about the meaning of life. It was very eye opening."

"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"

"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."

"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"

"Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs."

"I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck"

"How many Suh Dude's does it take to change a lightbulb? None it's already lit fam suh"

"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."