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Joke of the Day

"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."

"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"

"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."

"Id like to thank /r/nsfw for getting me through hard times."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."

"Condoms are really counterproductive."

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"

"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"