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Joke of the Day

"My heart is like an onion... I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again"

"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"

"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."

"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."

"Smoked some weed the other night with some foreign dudes, massive language barrier... We got Rosetta Stoned."

"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""

"Why did my wife cross the road? To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago."

"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."

"You know you're clumsy when you drop a stick playing air drums."

"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."