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Joke of the Day
"My heart is like an onion... I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again"
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"According to the bank clerk, the robber was most likely to be a redditor... ...He seems to have screamed ""Thanks for the gold, kind strangers!"" as he ran away with the money."
"There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion."
"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"
"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."
"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."
"If others are jealous, you're doing something right."
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"
"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""
"I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale."