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Joke of the Day
"If you every lose a friend that party's a lot don't worry... They'll eventually turn up"
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"Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop And he sells pro-pain accessories."
"Do not blow kisses to loved ones. Ghosts intercept them mid-flight and put them on their butts."
"How do you know when someone smokes weed? Dont worry, they'll tell you."
"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"
"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"
"If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking."
"Roger Goodell"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."